Great idea there Travis. I do hope you win.
"Wait a minute...my experts weren't on hand to analyze my urine sample! Here, Uncle Fred, tell me what you think about this sample." "Why, my boy, that's crystal clear! Ain't no substances in there but good, God-fearin', baby-makin' American piss! Take the field, buddy!" Always good to have your own experts.
Henry claims that the NFL violated league substance abuse policy Now that's a twist in things.
Argh. Broncos fan here, and Henry just made it clear to me why he has nine kids from nine women. At least now we can go after Ricky Williams.
Obviously comedian Ron White was right when he said "you can't fix stupid".
If Ricky Williams were on a team in a medical-marijuana state and he obtained a legal prescription....hmmm.... He'd take them to the Super Bowl, with a glazed, dippy smile on his face. First player to levitate for more than 2000 yards in a season. And wheezing slightly. Nah, Ricky could afford a vaporizer. Man, that would be great.
I was wondering whether the nine mothers of Henry's kids could appeal that suspending him would only make him fall further behind on all his various child support delinquencies.
When you got cash you can stretch things out until it runs out.
