I wasn't referring to you, Fatty. I was referring to the people that made that argument (the "number of posters" from my post above), which, for the record, I never believed to be you. Seems like I got it wrong in any case (not my argument, of course, on my use of the term straw men). And I don't think we're far apart either. I was just responding to the questions you asked me.
Mr. Bismarck: I'm looking forward to the future, when the famous 2007 Miami Dolphins meet up at various NFL stadiums year after year to pop champagne corks and celebrate as that season's last winless team pops their cherry, preserving the 07 alumni's place in history.
Heh- brilliant, yet I've had the same thought. How ironic if the Dolphins go "unfeated" the same season that franchise's 1972 record is broken by the Patriots. Correct me if I'm wrong, but no team in NFL history has gone 0-16, and only the 1976 Tampa Bay Bucs went 0-fer in a whole season, going 0-14 their first year in the league. The Dolphins going 0-16 would be record setting itself, albeit less champagne- inducing... maybe the 2007 Dolphins would get an asterisk beside their record, since they might manage to go 0-16
without the help of Don Shula. :) Anyone still mumbling about the cheating thing with the Patriots need only look up two threads on the main page, and understand this is the same NFL that fined a man $25,000 for wearing too much eyeblack. Not all "cheating" is equal, nor were the Patriots necessarily cheating- isn't that a media-coined term? They "violated league rules", did the league ever actually call them cheaters of any kind? If the Patriots were fined for the wrong color of jersey or too much white tape on their shoes, would you call them cheaters? I already know the retort the naysayers like Shula would proffer, that shoe color or jersey color is
different thatn videotaping- but then, isn't that all we're doing in the end, is attempting to measure the meaningfulness and impact of the action that "violates league rules" in terms of its effect on the field? And it's pretty clear the effect of Spygate was "nothing". Nothing in the Jets game itself, with the camera taken in the 1st quarter of a 38-14 win, and nothing in the 8 wins since then when no camera was involved.
Wayne Huizenga is doing a BLOCKBUSTER job in coping with all this trash - He's truly a trouper in WASTE MANAGEMENT . . . Couldn't resist - undefeated or feated - he's got it all . . .
I think the Patriots deserve the loss of goodwill, and their fans should accept that. Actually, I noticed that national goodwill towards the Patriots was evaporating way before spygate or whatever you want to call it. Here's a thread from last year's playoffs which saw most of the impartial SpoFites criticizing the Patriots over what I still think are extraordinarily petty transgressions. But then again, in this instance, I'm not an impartial SpoFite! I think if a team stays on top for too long, it wears out its welcome with the national audience and becomes a team everyone loves to hate... On Bob Ryan's blog today, he jokingly speculates that Shula's comments were made as a favor to Belichick, as yet more fuel for the motivational fire. "The two best things to happen to the New England Patriots this year were 1. Randy Moss and 2. Spygate. Both are gifts that keep on giving. Moss is self-explanatory. Spygate is fascinating, because it never goes away, and has provided Belichick with a built-in motivational tool. They are playing with an Ayers Rock boulder on the shoulder every week."
1972 Dolphins was a great team. Saw every game that year. 2007 Patriots are a great team, and in my opinion best to every play in NFL. Let's leave this cheating debate behind us-really getting weary of splitting hairs. Let's enjoy the great football this year and focus on team play and not extra ciricular activities. Shula's comments were out of line, however so are all the cheater comments. I'm as guilty as anybody for the comments and I liked to make a proposal. Let's drop the the cheating diatribe. PLEASE.
Let's stop shitting all over the time honored tradition of cheating in sports. In baseball, runners on second try to steal signs from the catcher. Basketball has the flop. In hockey there is a piece on a goaltenders catching glove called a cheater. In football yelling "hut-hut" before saying hike seems like a deceptive way of tricking the D line into an offsides penalty (I admit I know very little about football so I might be way of with this one) If these sports can survive this kind of "traditional" cheating than I don't see how the more technologically advance methods of cheating (video taping, HGH, steroids, shouting HAH! while running from second to third) are going to ruin these games. I've decided I can let all this "cheating" make me view every win, milestone and broken record with skepticism or I can sit back enjoy all the sports history that has been made in my lifetime. I think for my own sanity I will go with the latter.
Excuse my poor typing " Unfeated"
Shouldn't it be "defeated"?
And I don't think we're far apart either. I was just responding to the questions you asked me. Cool.
Thanks Fatty. It would have been even cooler if I could have pulled off pasting a photo of Ray Bolger as the "classic straw man." But, alas, I clearly lack the brains to do so.
cjets, I know where you can get some brains. I'm from Kansas, don't you know. (Just please, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.)
Thanks Hawkguy. Does it involve clicking my feet three times?
Belichick is a pre-cognizant troll using his magical powers for evil.- This is guarenteed to be the funniest thing that I hear all day and I am glad that the troll works his magic for my team and I will continue to be grateful that my team is good enough to inspire so much hate (no one cares when you are 1-15).
People do too hate you when you're 1-15. They hate you lots. They just hate you more locally, y'know? (I haven't watched an Eagles home game this season, but I can imagine it ain't pretty)
Not true. I loved Rich Kotite.
I don't hate the Pats or Belichick, kyrilmitch. It just happens to be true. Prior to working in the NFL, Belichick lived under a bridge harrassing goats. It was there that he learned the black arts from a demonic imp named Sllecrap. After attaining his knowledge, he moved from beneath the bridge to the only logical venue from which he could hone his prescient skills. Football coaching. I mean look at him. That hoodie is one of the last remaining vestiges of his cloak of darkness. I think Gillette is associated somehow with Procter and Gamble. Maybe not.
I think Gillette is associated somehow with Procter and Gamble. Nice.
I have to say THX-1138 you are funny but I have to tell you your finest work The last time I was arrested for picking up a classic double combo whilst driving with THX-1138 1/2 exposed for all to see, I kind of expected to be made fun of by my co-workers. even had my wife in hysterics.
Hello, everybody, my name is THX-1138 and I'm a quipaholic. And if you think your wife was in hysterics, imagine the poor gal in the drive-through. I mean, she didn't have to laugh, did she?
It's probably okay that she laughed, as long as she didn't point.
Okay, so the Pats broke an NFL rule. The NFL has a bunch of silly rules. (See the other thread about stupid fines.) In baseball, stealing the other team's signs is considered part of the game; almost an art form. So teams change their signs! And the players are smart enough to keep up with the changes. The Pats weren't accused of using stolen signs within a game; but for using those stolen signs in the teams' rematches. With all the cameras that show up at an NFL game, it's astounding that everyone in the stadium isn't aware of the "secret" signs coaches send in from the sidelines. I mean, they're on the other side of the field waving their arms like mad men. And there's an NFL rule against seeing them?! The '72 Dolphins caught lightning in a bottle. The luck of the schedule, their opponents down or injured, luck... Whatever, they did something no NFL team had done or has done since. They avoided critical injuries, they won games when they didn't have to. Everything worked out for them. I dunno if the 2007 Patriots can catch all the breaks the '72 Fins caught. Would it make sense to play Tom Brady late in the season, with a 14-0 or 15-0 record, in a game that is meaningless as far as playoff seedings are involved? Isn't the goal of the game to win a championship? Other records along the way are mere gravy. If New England does get to 14-0, they should bring Earl Morrell out of retirement and see if he could lead them to a perfect season.
I've always thought that football is just a metaphor for war and what is a war without spies? I mean what general wouldn't try to crack the enemy's code to try and gain an advantage? I remember Phil Jackson talking about "gamesmanship" in the NBA, like opposing players hiding needles in their shorts so that they could let the air out of the over-inflated balls in Laker games because Magic liked the balls to bounce high on his dribble. Like the Detroit Bad Boys, who won primarily by shutting their opponent down on defense, installing a basket that "wasn't right" in their arena which opponents would have to shoot at in the 4th quarter; things of this nature. PJ himself is reportedly a lip reader and would try to "steal" what the opposing coach was saying during timeouts. I'll bet just about anything that all successful NFL franchises are willing to bend and break the rules to win games.